The second single of the musical sensation “Gothic Bloody Rose 666″ has arrived! This single is Best Thing by Avril Lavigne, as covered by Enoby and her band of goffik pplz.

LYRICS by mjfan84:
As sung by Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way
CD COVER by ShadowLeggy

Lemme hear ya say hey, hey, hey!
Hey, hey, hey… -_-
All right! Now lemme hear ya say hey, hey, hoooo
You’re a hooo… -_-

I hate it when a guy thinks I’m such a whore
Even though I him yesterday and the day before
I hate it when a guy makes me really sad
then I have to pull my razors out and that looks bad
Yeah!

Where are the gropes, where are the hugs
My cigarettes and drugs?
When do you think they’ll finally see

That you’re not not not gonna get me in bed
If you won’t won’t wont’ won’t quit givin’ Vampire head
Like it or not, Amy Lee looks a lot like me
but we’re not the same
And yeah yeah yeah, I’m a majorfuckinghottie
I’ve got big bobs, and a of a body
To you, it’s not true, I’m not a Mary Sue
I’m the best thing that Draco’s ever screwed

Alright, alright
Yeah

I hate it when a guy has a tan
Like those certain preps in those stupid poser bands
I hate it when he goes out, as I’m gettin’ higher
And he comes home smellin’ like an ex-vampire
JESUS CHRIST!

I found my gropes, I found my hugs
My cigarettes and drugs
Now everybody’s gonna see

That you’re not not not gonna get me in bed
If you won’t won’t wont’ won’t quit givin’ Vampire head
Like it or not, Gerard Way may be hot like you
but You’re not the same
And yeah yeah yeah I’m a majorfuckinghottie
I’ve got big bobs, and a of a body
To you, It’s not true, I’m not a Mary Sue
I’m the best thing that Draco’s ever screwed

Give me an E (Every goffik guy wants me)
Give me an N (No flassing mah story)
O (Oh, oh, oh, OH!)(OH DAYAMN)
B (Bloody goffik red tears)
Give me an Y (You don’t have any!)

Six, six, six, Yeah!

I found my gropes, I found my hugs
I found my cigarettes and drugs
Now everybody’s gonna see

That you’re not not not gonna get me in bed
If you won’t won’t wont’ won’t quit givin’ Vampire head
Like it or not, Gerard Way may be hot like you,
but you’re not the same
And yeah yeah yeah I’m a majorfuckinghottie
I’ve got big bobs, and a of a body
To you, It’s not true, I’m not a Mary Sue
I’m the best thing that Draco’s ever screwed
I’m the best thing that Draco’s ever screwed.

Additional Info and Credits:
The original story is by Tara Gilesbie. It is unknown whether she was a troll or 100% serious whilst writing this fic. Whatever the truth may be, the outcome was pure hilarity. The original story plus other information can be found at this link:

http://myimmortalrehost.webs.com/chap…

mjfan84: Ebony (Enoby) Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way/ Professor McGoogle/ Author’s voice/ various others/ Director/ Epic Audio Mixer

http://www.youtube.com/user/mjfan84

Keith16: Draco(Drako)Malfoy/ Professor Snape (Snap)/ Various others/ Audio ripper/ Epic spellcaster

http://www.youtube.com/user/keithrodr…

Leon14356: Vampire(Harry) Potter/ Dumblydor/ Joel Madden/ Willow/ B’loody Mary/ various others/ Epic screamo singer

http://www.youtube.com/user/Leon14356

Dotman4114 – Narrator/ Voldymort
Hairgrid/ Various others/ Epic trailer man

http://www.youtube.com/user/dotman4114

ShadowLeggy- Epic Artist/ Producer/ Comic/Recording supervisor

http://www.youtube.com/user/ShadowLeggy

Special thanks to Cloud8745 (NaturalBornGamers) and Darxider for introducing us to this epic fail of a story to begin with.
http://www.youtube.com/user/naturalbo…

Duration : 0:3:13


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